Home Celebrities More Than 30 Hilarious Quotes by Kim Kardashian

More Than 30 Hilarious Quotes by Kim Kardashian

by Elsa Stringer

The things that are said and done by Kim Kardashian are always the main topic of many tabloids and people all around the world. Some of them are funny, some of them are being judged, but all of them have a special touch, Kim K touch.

She is a pioneer of a new kind of fame, she is a businesswoman, and someone that almost every person on this planet Earth knows about. Throughout her career she has said a lot of things, some of them were mean, some of them were funny, some of them were superficial, and these are the ones that people talk the most about.


About Fear

“Stretch marks are my greatest fear.”

About Emotions

“I’ll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup.”

About Instagram

“People who share a lot of quotes have big problems. I can’t stand all of those quotes on my feed. It’s okay on Twitter, but Instagram is for photos.”

About Makeup

“I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. Maybe it’s even worse when the wear a foundation that is too light.”

About Her Mother

“My mom has been begging Kourtney, Khloe and I to settle down and have kids, so we thought it would be funny to rent a baby chimpanzee for a week and leave her with my mom!”

About Birth

“I think if I’m 40 and I don’t have any kids and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary – like Jesus is my baby.”

About Color

“They say that I look like I belong to another ethnic group.”

About Support

“Kanye always says to me: Dress sexier! He is the one that encourages me the most.”

About Buyin Elizabeth Taylors House

“It’s so enchanting, it has a garden with a beautiful fence and nice roses.”

About Why She Didn’t Buy It

“For me, that wasn’t a realistic purchase. It had a garage with space for only one car.”

About Posing

“Last few years I’ve been too cool for duck face. So that’s not going to happen.”

About North’s Fashion Style

“North doesn’t wear pink or purple. She likes gray, cream, shades of oatmeal and black.”

About Getting Weight During Pregnancy

“I think God does this with a reason. He tried to tell me: Kim, you think that you are so sexy, but look at what I can do to you.”

About Sweet Talk

“I’m honored that Kanye calls me his Perfect Bi*ch. I love that. I know that he doesn’t mean anything bad when he says that.”



About Gossip

“I’ve read that I’m obsessed with killing raccoons.”

About Politics

“I’ve had dinner with Obama once and he just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.”

About Stupidity

“It annoys me when someone says: What actually are you doing? Everything that I can think of is: How stupid are you to not know. It’s such an uneducated question.”

About Being a Man

“If I were a man, I would love to know how is it to have sex with me. I would just want to know how’s the feeling of doing me from behind.”

About Acting

“I would, like, died to be in Twilight.”

About White Color

“White is, in fact, one of my favorite colors. I have a white car. I love white.”

About Photographing in Bikini

“Paparazzi are everywhere, that’s a fact. If I go out in the sun, all of my cellulite could be seen. If it’s in the shadow, you can’t see it.”

About Complication During Pregnancy

“If labor is worse than this, I’m going to hang myself. I will literally take a knife and cut my throat.”

About Naming Her Second Child South

“North is a better direction. I don’t think we will choose a side of the world this time. I think South is so stupid. That’s the stupidest thing ever.”

About Blessings

“I feel blessed because I honestly enjoy the whole process of doing makeup and hair.”

About Mornings

“The first person I talk to is Kanye because he is right beside me in bed. I say: Do you want to go for a run? and mostly he wants. Or he doesn’t want because he has a workout. And then we talk about that. Then we kiss.”

About Buying Her Sister Kourtney a Present

“I’m not buying her a fu*king pair of shoes, I bought her a fu*king career.”

About Music Career

“What gave me the right to think that I can be a singer?”

About Why She Doesn’t Have Any Tattoos

“Honey, why would you put a sticker on a Bently?”

About Long Nails

“I just think that I wouldn’t be able to function in real-world with long nails.”

About Media

“I wouldn’t care if they told that I’m pregnant and that I’m carrying twins from my brother.”

About Underwear

“I started wearing underwear just one month ago, I never wore it before.”

About Her Talent

“Well, a bear can juggle while standing on a ball and he is talented, but he is not famous. You understand what I’m saying?”